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Picture this.

A man in a gym, he’s working out. Just a normal average bloke curling away in his normal average life. That man would go on to live his normal average life getting married at 29.6 years of age and have his 1-2 kids, maybe hit his mid-life crisis and most likely get divorced. And then round about 80 years old, well, he’ll hit the bucket.

Now picture this.

A man in a gym. But this gym isn’t just any old gym; this gym was built by the energy conjured by Charles Norris’ subconscious thoughts. This man is curling, curling away with a 50kg dumbbell. But wait a second. There’s another man in there; he’s a manlympian. He’s curling as well; he’s curling a man curling another man curling the 50kg dumbbell. And on the ends of the 50kg dumbbell are invisible wires connected to everything on planet Earth. For you see, gravity is fake. A manlympian holds everything in equilibrium. That manlympian would go on to live his life accomplishing countable number of things. Don’t you mean countless number of things? No. 

Because manlympians can count to infinity. 

You sir, have been called to the ranks. This moment in time will be the defining point of your life. You will be remembered for this, and only this. The Manlympics 2011-2012 series is now. 

Your time is now. 

COMING SOON (okay, this time srs)

edit: 18 jan

oh i’m sure i can arrange, which one are you after ;)

i want to kiss you right now

the captains are:

red dragons Thy Le

blue knights Vincent Tiet

and also nice comment, although this is not helping the rumours of me asking and answering my own questions

manlympics 2010 is over. Judging by your question you have missed out on all the events. A video will be posted in the near future, however due to the absence of my camera man on 2 out of 3 days, there will be lacking footage. Hopefully it’ll still be equally as good. 

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